Corporate Monkey - Business friendly apparel. White collar clothing for the blue collar lifestyle. "Even gangsters gotta dress corporate for their court appearances."- Howard The Corporate Monkey Corporate Monkey was established to become a true brand to represent the working class, since regular people don't play polo or own sailboats. The corporate monkey is the definition of anyone who has to work for someone else just to survive in the corporate jungle. Our company is for the people who make the world go round. Without corporate monkeys, executives may actually have to do something, besides make up bullshit to make it more difficult for the monkeys to do their job. Corporate monkeys are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes, as they are always overworked, underpaid, underappreciated and do it all with a smile, while grinding their teeth and cursing underneath their breath. Corporate Monkey is for those who know they gotta pay those damn bills somehow...since being a drug dealer is too hazardous a choice for an occupation. The career of a dope dealer has no medical benefits, pension plan or stock options. "Shuffling paper and pushing some buttons is way safer than pushing weight." – Howard The Corporate Monkey